AVAN IVAN [TheDarkMaster -TDM- @ www.MastiTorrents.com]
TheDarkMaster -TDM- @ www.MastiTorrents.com
Hey! Don't knock it off even by mistake
This must be sandaI from Mysore That's why it is stirring the paIace!
Look how smaII the button-hoIes are! But they'II ask a king's ransom for it!!
Zamindar Theerthapathy
Look at his depraved face He's asking to be sIippered
Get Iost, Ioser!
AII you men out there, Iisten to me with aII ears!
On Highness's birthday, onIy we women wiII be given importance
We are the onIy ones who'II dance
- If any one of you, thinks of pitching in - You'II get it royaIIy, with a broomstick!
You'II aII be dead if anyone finds out about this moustache business
Who'II sneak about this? You repeat this diaIog every year!!
Greetings!
My dearest!
Get Iost!
Who are you? You Iook strange Where are you from?
A new catch from Kandamanoor
Who is this girI? She's dancing Ieft, right and centre
Go to heII
Stop it!
See if I'II Iet you off that easy! I'II strip you to the Iast bit
Oh no! He's a man
Cheap!
Don't hit me!
Save me
Come down here, rascaI
Let it go
Sorry Highness, there's a probIem at the Judge's house
We need to open the Iocker OnIy he can do it, they say
Hey WaIter! Come here
How I wish to see you as a true artiste! Look at what you are in demand for!
He wants you Go with him
AII the documents are safe and sound in my Iocker
I understand your urgency I'II send it for sure
Are you the notorious thief from this viIIage?
Oh my Goddess! DefiniteIy not, sir
You need to do me a favor
What sir?
Come here Come and see
This is made in Rangoon
9 Ievers, 4 Iockers 800 kgs
Not even an eIephant can move it
My important documents are stuck inside PIease open it for me
Key?
Why wouId I ask for you if I had the key?
Put your hand down, man
You cIaimed he couId open any Iock That he was an accused in a theft case
He's now asking forthe key
I'm not as skiIIed as he cIaims I am, sir
I am a thief but I onIy steaI to survive Just fivers and tenners and get caught
But to presume I head a criminaI gang is not good, sir
I am an artiste who entertains common peopIe Don't humiIiate me this way
I am destined to deveIop the fine arts
Destiny...donkey...whatever?.! Where'd you get this man from?
Don't you know any skiIIed thief?!
I'm new to the job, sir
OId or new, by tomorrow morning 11 :00 AM, I want a thief from your station to do thejob
HeIp yourseIf to these snacks
Otherwise I'II recommend that you never get promoted
Don't, sir
Don't be shy, boy Eat as much as you want
What are you doing?
I'm giving our guest some snacks
Why don't you take him inside and give him a 3 course meaI?
She Ioses my key and gives me grief!
Then feeds this petty thief snacks generousIy
Put that down
How many cIothes of yours do I wash? Why don't you wear a night-gown instead?
Petticoat, saree, bIouse...
Don't you wear this inner wear caIIed bra, mother?
Yeah! That's aII I need at this age!
How Iong I've wanted a 2 stringed goId chain? You can't even steaI that for your mother?.
Stop it, ma! You don't know how ashamed I am! Can't even open a Iock these days
That is what I've been obsessing about
- Why do you taIk Iike this? - Ma ma! Stop it!
- That's the house, sir - Greetings, sir
Are you the new inspector?
Before you, Sub Inspector Gurumurthy he was my friend
Very responsibIe man Why did they transfer him?
Hey, what's the deaI with your guy? He Iooks Iike he swaIIowed a shoveI
Is he a short tempered feIIow?
Who do you want to see? OnIy if you teII me I can heIp
Look at this chatterbox Shut up!
It seems you have a younger brother? Where is he?
Go to heII! I'II weId your mouth!!
Who's younger brother to whom?
She's the kept woman who gave birth to that Ioafer
Go ask her
I'II cut your tongue out if you caII my son a Ioafer
- Be carefuI! - Keep quiet
- Why are you sending her fIying kisses? - No no, I was trying to stop the fight
You are hitting on her with signaIs!
Why are you hitting the oId man?
This man? Greedy goon!
He eats both hot and coId food same time with the same hand!!
Keep your Panchayat aside, madam
Do you have a warrant?
I've come for a favor, madam There's no warrant for heIp
This is what I've been asking aII aIong, sir
Oh no! PoIice
- What's your name? - Kumbudraen (I saIute you), sir
- Okay but teII me your name - Kumbudraen (I saIute you), sir
- Okay boy but teII me what your name is! - Kumbudraen (I saIute you), sir!
Don't be scared, boy! I won't hit you
I onIy asked for your name You are showing this much respect
You think I'm showing respect to YOU? That's my name
How many times do I have to say Kumbudraen sir, Kumbudraen sir
ShouIdn't you reciprocate that respect? That's why this is my name!
I beIieve you are an expert You can open aII kinds of Iocks
I tried getting WaIter to do it but the poor boy couIdn't
So pIease come and heIp
Don't make me get angry I'II say something nasty
My Iion cub himseIf couIdn't do it How can this idiot do it?
Look at his terracotta capped head! Can't you differentiate a scent hound and a street dog?
His head Iooks Iike it's been steamed in a vat fuII of caustic soda soIution!
Yes, he's a terracotta capped dope Your son is a king to respect and admire!
Do you see his size?
Like something that's been spat out into the garbage
You can continue yourfeud Iater Let's go now, boy
Does your baId head not register what I'm saying?
He's too smaII to even pee on his own
Pip-squeak Get out of here TheDarkMaster -TDM- @ www.MastiTorrents.com
If you insuIt him, I'II ask a soothsayer to tie your tongue into a knot TheDarkMaster -TDM- @ www.MastiTorrents.com
You think that scares me? I know about you! TheDarkMaster -TDM- @ www.MastiTorrents.com
You were shameIess enough to drag my husband away
...when I was married to him and even had a chiId with him
Yeah right! I stoIe him!? He got fed up with you and drooIed aII over me
Hung his tongue out FoIIowed me around Iike a dog
Get up, man You have to be stronger than this
These viIIagers are kiIIing me with their coIorfuI Iingo
You just got here, sir There's a Iot more for you to experience
We'II kiII you with just our words
Kumbudraen, pIease Iet's get out of here
Come in, my dears
Brother, don't come away empty handed
Lay a foundation for Iooting Iater
Your honor, what a big mansion you have
It doesn't seem Iike you buiIt it on a monthIy saIary
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I just wanted to know if this was ancestraI property
Why is that your business? Get back to work
Objection granted Look at what a prize you've got
This is the 1st time in the history of my Iife that I'm opening a safe for someone eIse!
History or hazard, pIease open the safe
No sir, you've come to me today asking a favor and I wiII heIp you out
But if I get into troubIe tomorrow, you'II be there for me, won't you?
Yeah he wiII! Where can he abscond?
Sir before we Ieave, give us your mobiIe phone number
These cops are a pain in the wrong pIace, aren't they?
PIease stop taIking incessantIy and heIp me open it
It's aIways best to finish making deaIs in the beginning, sir
If something happens tomorrow...
He's kiIIing me with words!
Dear boy, pIease open the safe He has a bIood pressure probIem
Brother, Iook at the bIood pressure boiIing Iike gravy!
Shut up
Thank God!
Today's our Iucky day, big boo to that squint eyed nitwit and his fatso mom
- Good worker, but a chatterbox - Even this boy
Don't Iet anyone know about what happened today
No way! You heard, didn't you?
Nothing shouId Ieak out from any part of our body!
Sir, I've had onIy one wish in my Iife
Don't do anything! I'm teIIing you not to do anything
You won't open the door for me, is it? I'II give you one soIid punch!
Brother, I'II get the concert ready for you
O Iady who gave birth to me!
Get inside, you! Get Iost!
Look at the way mother and son are prancing!
Whom are you pitting your wits against?
- Who asked you guys to stop pIaying? - You got paid, didn't you?
ReaI fun to watch! TheDarkMaster -TDM- @ www.MastiTorrents.com
FeII down fIat Let's go eat now TheDarkMaster -TDM- @ www.MastiTorrents.com
He's hard to deaI with usuaIIy Now it wiII be next to impossibIe
How wretchedIy bIessed I am! My son is gaping without focus!!
It's not enough to wear a fancy dress You need to know how to pIay it
You are supposedIy a big shot who owns a BuIIet bike
You think you are a Casanova in demand or what? Good for nothing oaf!
No way to eat 3 square meaI What are you showing off!?
What are you Iooking at? Cross eyed freak
You give birth to a cow-brained boy and brag 19 to a dozen!
What did you say? That I can't even piss properIy?
I'd piss right to the centre of your house if you gave me the chance
Give me the respect I deserve!
What respect do YOU deserve?
I have grown taIIer than your shouIder
What name did you caII me?
This terracotta capped dope has made so much money
Let's compare our income now
Even a cock crowing wiII seem Iike meIody if you have the money
Take it and go
Why are you wasting your breath on these Iosers, son?
If they die out of starvation right in front of our eyes, we'II be cursed
So give them a IittIe Ieft-over
Go scrambIe and pick that up good-for nothing oafs
Wind doesn't bIow on just one side
If an eIephant can rejoice one day cat wiII aIso ceIebrate!
I'II deaI with you then
Yes, yes, time wiII come onIy for eating cat curry!
Ma, my money's aII fIying
Where is this man? Srikanth! Come here!
Sitting and hatching eggs in there
You don't know how to earn a Iiving, at Ieast take aII this inside
Not a drop of the miIk I nursed you with has got wasted, my dearest
Why are you sitting here quietIy? Don't you want to go hit that boy?
Why? I am so mad I want to trampIe your husband!
You shouId do what he's doing so weII That's how we can aIso prosper
PIease don't ask me to do this dirty work over and over again, it's wrong
Wrong? This job has been in our famiIy for generations!
What do you mean you won't do it? What if a divine curse strikes our famiIy?
Don't Iie Nothing of that sort wiII happen
How many times have I toId you not to do this? Idiot!
Forget about me, don't you need money to put on your drama shows?
How Iong can I put up with this?
WhoIe viIIage is gawking and he spits in my face!
Let it go Don't keep repeating the same thing
Was your mother right? Anyone wouId get angry in his pIace?
That's between my mother and him Why am I being dragged in the middIe?
But for you I'd have torn him up into fibrous strands
I'II soIve your probIem satisfactoriIy
Because the Judge is in our pocket now!
Did your crony teII you the entire story in fIash-back mode?
I wish you had been there in person!
Shut up and sit down He's in a very angry mood
Oh no, I'm so scared
Who are you trying to scare?
If he was reaIIy a man he shouId confront me
He's sitting here Iike a Iady compIaining to you
Highness, I won't Iisten to even you I'm going to kiII him
Hey brave heart! CooI it
Oh! Just shut up! Whatever it is he's your eIder brother
Not big brother, oIder sister That's what they say in the viIIage
When they asked him to open the safe this Ioser it seems asked for the key!
OnIy reason you 2 fight is yourjob When I teII you to drop it, do you Iisten?
It's not that easy! It wiII become a divine curse
That's it! Even if they want to quit, you won't Iet them, wiII you?
There's a word caIIed 'famiIy' Not everyone's an orphan Iike you
Yeah I'm an orphan
This man is happiIy Iiving with 2 wives and 15-16 kids
You are aIso in my Ieague onIy Look who is taIking!
There's not a singIe souI in this huge paIace to stitch a button for yourjacket!
I'm not taIking to you You guys do what you want
This man is a performer I don't Iike you hurting him this way
Yeah big performer! First Iet him do his job properIy
Let him succeed once Not even steaI jeweIry
Just a copper bowI, I'II accept he's a man
Oh Mother Goddess!
Who's there at home?
SIeepy heads!
Who are you, Iady? How did you get in here?
I jumped the waII, how eIse? Did you think I'd ring the front door beII?
Why?
To find my souI mate! Crazy woman
To steaI of course!
You have the gaII to steaI from my house knowing I'm a cop?
AII the better! I bet you have tonnes of cash as bribe stashed up
If I scream now, whoIe coIony wiII come to my aid
If I sIit your neck, there won't be any sound
Don't do anything to her! What do you want?
Bread and gravy? Give me aII yourjeweIry now
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Who? My father? He abandoned us a Iong time ago
- Why? - Because I was born a girI
What a horribIe man! Who behaves Iike this?
Okay you both remove your ornaments as weII
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- What are you doing? - Removing her chain
Why wouId you do that? You caII yourseIf her mother!
She's such an innocent chiId She has been traumatized enough as it is
Look at her sad state Don't you have any sense?
OnIy you both remove yourjeweIry
What are you doing?
What is happening here?
You wantjeweIry onIy, isn't it?
Take it yourseIf then
I don't take jeweIry from IittIe kids You get it and give it to me now!
I've heard about you
You are a wiId buffaIo who acts Iike a woman
Take it yourseIf if you are a man
No get it for me now
Otherwise...
Otherwise? You know how much it hurts when you get beaten up by the poIice?
I'm asking you one Iast time WiII you give it to me or not?
How many times do I teII you? I'm Ietting you go this time
But the next time I catch you red-handed, I'II shoot you
ChiId, don't think that your father ran away because of you
She's as petite as a beedi (Asian cigarette) but her words make my ears bIush!
Did that poor man have a choice?
Even octogenarian whose Iimbs don't work wiII run a miIe from her!
AII you have to do is move this Why think deep Iike a scientist?!
Game over
My mother has promised to get it for me
Get out coIIection box our
Oi! Come here!
Come here, I say
- Where are you going? - CoIIege
Where is this coIIege that even I don't know about?
Now I know why you'II aII faiI
How wiII you pass if you don't give offerings to God?
Put some money in the box
Even I'II teII Him to make you pass
Take your money Put it in
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Another 100! This one's an engineer TheDarkMaster -TDM- @ www.MastiTorrents.com
150! This one's a coIIector! TheDarkMaster -TDM- @ www.MastiTorrents.com
Rs 10? This one wiII be a cIeaner in the municipaIity sector TheDarkMaster -TDM- @ www.MastiTorrents.com
Look at that girI just standing there Ask her what her probIem is
Oi, do I have to teII you separateIy? Take out your money
I don't have money
If you want, I couId do sit ups as punishment?
What?!
I don't even mind somersauIts?
What! You think you can fooI God with your sit-ups and somersauIts?
You are going to faiI anyway So why do you need aII that jeweIry?
Take it off and put it in!
Expression on your face teIIs me that you are thinking of giving up studying
And using yourjeweIry to seduce a man and get him to marry you
...so that you can Iive off of him for the rest of your Iife
...happiIy eating and watching teIevision seriaIs You have a criminaI streak in you
- No, that's not what I was thinking - Then what?
No, I have to pass my exams
Give it up, you wiII pass
I wiII pass, won't I?
DefiniteIy! Who do you think this is? God in current demand!
If you don't, I'II question Him So put it in
Victory to our Lord!
Take it! Take it aII!
Come come come, man This way
What are you waIking Iike you are in the park for, miss?
Good morning, brother!
Forget aII that, come here Baby
What, brother?
There is usuaI probIem in coIIector's street These peopIe wiII fight even in a funeraI!
I need to go check it out
I've admitted your sister in Iaw in the hospitaI
After your duty is over, Padma and you go and visit her
Okay, brother
Aren't you the guy who jumped into my house yesterday?
Why does a broomstick need siIk tasseIs?
You don't deserve a Iuxury car!
Highness, this guy is bad news Why are you hanging around with him?
This boy is pure goId!!
Don't be fooIed, Highness!
TeII him the truth, man Aren't you the one who broke in?
Wait, man!
Highness, this useIess man isn't handicapped, is he?
Instead of running around steaIing stuff he can even buy some pigs and make a Iiving
So be it, RoyaI Highness?
Not onIy take care of pigs but utiIize them to the fuIIest to make myseIf usefuI!
But before that, I have a doubt
Men have zips in their pants Does your pant have a zip?
Madam! Do the kids need to go to schooI in time or not?
If your pant has a zip, what use is it to you?
Highness, Iook at how he taIks even in front of you
Let it go, chiId I'II take care of him
You escaped this time because of Highness One day I'II catch you red-handed, groom!
Hah! WaIter? She's caIIing you 'groom'!
Maybe you shouId get married to this girI
Wash your fiIthy mouth
What'II I do married to a cop? PIay robber and poIice?
To marry me she has to quaIify!
Don't you think you are going overboard? Look at your face in the mirror
I'm not wearing any make-up
If I was, even CIeopatra wouId (re)turn from her grave and kiss me
- Got that? - Okay, son
Announcing good news to aII criminaIs of this district
OurAsst. Commissioner Chinnandi wishes to make a deaI with you aII
To avert crimes and reform criminaIs 20th of this month aII crooks and cuIprits
...are invited to goat-sacrifice and banquet feast thereafter
PIease participate, aII offenders of the Iaw and make this festivaI a success
Announced by Head constabIe Padma and constabIe Baby
Welcome
SaIutations!
Go in Take care of the guests
Look who's here Comedian show-off
ShaII I pour you a peg?
Sister, doesn't it Iook Iike that joker is checking me out?
You shouId feeI happy at Ieast he's Iooking at you
Greetings!
When's the feast?
Be patient, they'II serve after offering it to God
Greedy hog!
Prayer is about to start! Come inside
AII you men and women, Iisten carefuIIy I won't repeat
To prevent IawIessness, feIony heist, theft, murder in our district
...and for our host to become Deputy Superintendent of poIice
...he had vowed to throw a feast
So, we shouId aII pray to our Goddess, swear to behave and be good, and then eat!
I'm right, aren't I?
You are right
WaIter, you Iook amazing in this dress
Take it, boy!
You've sworn on our Goddess, be carefuI
Brother, I'm scared
Look at that 'Ieft-over' Ioser
What is this, brother? He's over doing it
What happened to him? Did he puke?
No
Thank you aII for respecting my wishes and coming here today
You shouId aIways be gratefuI Iike a dog
Yes I wiII, son
I feeI teary eyed aIready thinking about how I'm going to be a DSP thanks to you aII
DSP sir, onIy tears come out of eyes WiII piss fIow out of peopIe's eyes?
PIease be quiet for some time, WaIter Why are you spoiIing this event?
Thank you so much! AII of you take care
Brother!
What, dear?
My waIkie taIkie's missing!
Get him! Get him! Forever doing this
Give me a hand...push
Where's WaIter?
As if I've knotted him on my waist?
Go ask there
Did you 2 girIs come here aII aIone? Won't some spirit get into you?
Stop mocking us PIease caII your son
- What? - Stop it and come
This is what he's aIways doing Eating and crapping
- Son! - Wait, mother
OnIy your husband wiII come running without cIeaning himseIf!!
Disgusting
Upset stomach It's Iike batter, ma!
It's not Iike we are going to make bread with it for our visitors
Stop it, ma, be decent Why did I go and teII you of aII peopIe?
If you taIk Iike this, what wiII they think about our famiIy?
We know about your upbringing! Give me my waIkie taIkie now
Don't act You better give it back to me
I swear, I didn't touch it, Baby
Stop being over-famiIiar
Just return it to me Otherwise I wiII Iose my job
Auntie, your son stoIe my waIkie taIkie
I'm a girI chiId and I'm doing my job in rain, sun and wind to support my famiIy
What wiII I do if I Iose this job?
Okay okay, don't cry Don't cry
- Give it to her, boy! - I reaIIy DON'T know where it is, ma
Don't Iie
Didn't you get drunk and taIk in my waIkie taIkie?
Didn't you taIk in it and say 'This is WaIter the great, over'
'I dare you to arrest me, over'
Who? Me?
Oh! This is his work
There is no room for compromise
Yes, yes, no room for taIk Over!
He'II make me trust him and then sIit my throat!
Yes, he'II sIit my throat, over!
This man is another pain
Highness! Hey! Highness?
Even if aII my money goes to waste I won't Iet him get away with it
I won't Iet him get away! Over!
- Why did you hit me? - Why do you behave this way?
He stoIe the waIkie taIkie And bIamed it on me!
Give it to me!
This is Govt. property Who are you to ask for it?
Ask your 'officer' to come get it
I've been very patient with you...
Let him go!
Why does your whoIe famiIy behave Iike this?
If he hits you back, you'II onIy Iook a fooI
-Are you provoking me? - What a crooked thought!
I won't rise to your bait Because tonight is fuII moon
Knowing that too weII, he's putting on this show in front of those girIs
No! Don't spoiI my vow
I don't want to be bIamed for kiIIing a creature Iike you!
Get out of my sight!
Run
He got scared! Scaredy-cat
Moron
Get up
Thank you so much Come Iet's go
He had a narrow escape
You unfairIy doubted an artiste, Baby
Property found Operation success, over!
I swore on you You stiII didn't beIieve me!
I've apoIogized to you aIready Then, what's your probIem?
Okay Iet it go Now at Ieast teII me your secret
What secret?
What?
Does your pant have a zip or not?
For heaven's sake, teII me! My head wiII burst
You've gone back to your oId ways? Idiot
Brother, remember how you got humiIiated in the pawn-broker's shop
Okay
- Get down carefuIIy - Come fast
Uh! Oh!!
- Run! - Hit them niceIy, brother
No no no don't hit me! It hurts, it hurts
Stop it, you!
I feeI Iike I shouId hit you but I don't have the heart
That's it!
- What is your name? - Thaen mozhi, Thaenu (Honey)
- If I Iick you, wiII you taste sweet? - I don't know
Do you at Ieast know what this is?
BangIes
Look carefuIIy
BangIes!
Look cIoseIy!
BangIes!?
Brother, teII her to take an oath
What bangIes?
Fake goId bangIes
You had to think so much to remove these and put them in that box
And then you go on an acting spree about sit ups and somersauIts
Now do your somersauIts Go on
Venkata Rama Govinda
Like a princess she'll come in search of me She'll give me all l ask willingly
With her rosy smile into me she weaves in happiness l'll be dead as dried leaves
Lady, you ravish me, only of you l think
l can't drink, eat or sleep a wink
Come and sing me a lullaby
For the question I am about to ask, pick onIy the right answer
The first question:
Who is known as '2nd Gandhi'?
(A) NeIson MandeIa (B) Mahinda Rajapaksa
- What are you doing? - Can't you see? Tossing a coin
Heads is MandeIa, taiIs is Rajapaksa
Which side did you get?
MandeIa! TheDarkMaster -TDM- @ www.MastiTorrents.com
Oh Jesus! Thank you, Iord! TheDarkMaster -TDM- @ www.MastiTorrents.com
My forest nymph! Glimpse of you imprinted in my heart so true
My eyes sweep over you, disobeying me
l'm unable to fence my feeling, sweetie
Me and you, you and me lt's called destiny
Bond we share, me and you Our previous birth extended anew
You are my future come what may
You haunt me in my dreams night and day
This love is beyond death or decay
Look the other side TheDarkMaster -TDM- @ www.MastiTorrents.com
Ajigsaw, now a perfect picture, to stay TheDarkMaster -TDM- @ www.MastiTorrents.com
My forest nymph! Glimpse of you imprinted in my heart so true
Manu needhi Chozhan was the fairest amongst the ChoIa kings
A caIf died under the wheeIs of Prince's chariot
Cow, rang the beII of justice that was hung in front of the paIace
To appease the cow, same way King kiIIed his own son as retribution
PeopIe who Iisten are fooIs!
Do you know who this just king was?
My fore father I am his direct descendant
Hey terracotta capped dumb head! How can you drink in a tempIe?
ShaII I teII Highness?
TeII him! You think your son's a big saint? Look there!
Oh! My God So earIy in the morning
Okay forget it, don't guIp it aII Leave some for your mother
These days, I'm unabIe to sIeep without a drink
Therefore, in this tempIe, every year in January, on New moon...
SaIutations, Highness
You've foIIowed me here as weII, is it?
TeII him to go! I feeI sick just Iooking at him
After what you did, how can you come and stand here in front of him?
You think no one wiII question you? Case is going on, right?
- Why are you here, then? - I need to taIk to him
What wiII you taIk to him about?
Isn't it enough that you cheated that poor man of aII his weaIth?
AII that's Ieft is that paIace and this tempIe
Is this irking you? How dare he come...
- Why is he here? - What he stoIe isn't enough apparentIy
Why are we treating him with courtesy?
Hand me that burning fire wood We'II cIaw his eyes out
- TaIk to me with respect, Iady! - I'II beat you with my sIipper!
Respect! After promising to buiId schooIs and hospitaIs, you took this man for a ride
Now you want respect!
But we intend to caII back the case
Stop it! If you speak another word, I wiII bite you Iike a dog
Now are you going to get out of here or do I have to caII my sons?
Get out! I'm asking you to go!
This man
FIing it right on his head!
Get out! GO!
Acting goody-good and pious!
Get out!
You don't worry about this, Highness
Why worry when you have 2 Iion cubs by your side?
But you've corrupted them with your 'famiIy business'
If the women taIk Iike this, how wiII the sons be?
You are the God who saves us Worthy of all our praises
Hosanna Jesus, Glory be to you
Hosanna was sung with joy ln Jerusalem long ago by a small boy
Like then even now We sing together with love
You are the God who saves us Worthy of all our praises
Hosanna Jesus, Glory be to you
On Sunday we repeat We bow at our Lord's feet
We get blessed as we unite God's Glory we recite
You are the God who saves us Worthy of all our praises
Hosanna Jesus, Glory be to you
- How did he Iook? - He Iooked dark but handsome
If he robbed you courteousIy it must be our WaIter!
See Baby, thief is your 'boy'
It doesn't matter who the accused is Iaw expects us do ourjob, brother
What IittIe respect peopIe have for our Force wiII be protected by me
She speaks with experience!
I give you my word in 24 hours I'II retrieve this woman's jeweIry
Don't be scared
Why fear when you are here?
- May victory be yours! - Thank you, brother
Wipe yourtears
Oh no
FoIIowing me Iike hounds! Kiran Baby, what are you doing here?
Don't act smart Give me the jeweIry you stoIe
God muItipIies and eats His devotee grabs and gobbIes!
This is comicaI
Sit carefuIIy You don't have an ounce on you
ShouIdn't a poIicewoman eat Iots of meat and be weII buiIt?
That's what I'm aIso saying
Somehow I got this job on the quota basis
Do you think I have enough strength to fight with you?
PIease be kind and give it aII up yourseIf?.
If I give it to you then who'II answer my mother?
What wiII I teII the Iady who is weeping for herjeweIry?
Who? That 'gIamor doII'?
Don't argue without purpose, WaIter
Listen to me! Don't get the curse of a married woman, unnecessariIy
I won't faII for aII herthreats She aIready drove away 2 husbands
I know, I aIso heard Her Iatest Iover is the cabIe TV man
Forget that
Even before she attained puberty she's had many reIationships!
That's why I think we shouId just get rid of aII this troubIe
Let's throw herjeweIry back at herface
I know you are not Iike aII other crooks You have your own ethicaI code
I'm right, aren't I?
You are thinking about this Iike you earned the jeweIry yourseIf?.
No It's my mother...
Okay you keep taIking Iike this! Why wouId you care about me?
I toId them with faIse bravado at the station that I'd bring it back
It's okay, I'II go and get humiIiated
Look at you, sending off a woman who trusts you, empty handed
Is this how a true performer behaves?
Okay, Iet's go
Why are you getting aII hot and bothered about this?
Like a true artiste, I was thinking of aII the sIips between hand and Iip
ShouId you aIso behave that way?
Okay, you've asked me something for the 1st time, how can I say no?
Desire filled birdie Dilated eyes beauty
Have you come to steal me?
Such an attractive lassie Like an iguana grips tightly
Have you come to hold me?
Don't collide into me l may break and fritter
Don't stay away from me l may wilt and wither
Desire filled birdie Dilated eyes beauty
Have you come to steal me?
Such an attractive lassie Like an iguana grips tightly
Have you come to hold me?
Brother, it's me Highness
Who's there?
- What! - I'm your Highness!
Highness, you onion! You empty box of asafetida!!
Highness with his hat and cooIers!
Ranger brother, do you recognize me?
Yeah! I can see that fake moustache jutting out!
So what shouId I do?
We've come to Iook at the forest and go trekking
PIease open it up for us
Yeah this is your harem Your Queens are awaiting your arrivaI!!
Go trek that way to that paIm tree
You carry your AustraIian Iady and cIimb up and down it
What are you saying?
This whoIe Iand is what we donated to the government
Even your moustache doesn't beIong to you! Get out of here
You are taIking to your Highness!
Listen, guard your passports He'II pIedge them to the money Iender
104
I've never been humiIiated so much He ridicuIed my moustache!
- 105 - He toId them that I'd steaI their passports!
106
He toId me I shouId carry that foreigner femaIe up and down a tree!
107
That he'II faIseIy accuse me of steaIing sandaIwood, put me in jaiI!
108!
He finaIIy said 'Are you Ieaving now Or shaII I reIease my dog on you?'
Highness, don't go under again! You finished 108 times
Highness, your fireworks are gone
You both have to go teach him a Iesson
You teII me aIone what to do I don't need this Ioser's heIp
Oi, who's the Ioser?. I'II drown you in this very water!
Pip-squeak!
Like he's a big action hero
Take care!
Highness! He kicks me when I'm taIking to you!
If I go with him, I won't be aIive
Is yourfeud important or is my respect important?
He keeps asking for a fight!! Terracotta capped punk head!
You are both going together It is my order
OnIy when I see him beg on the road wiII I be satisfied
- We'II be there by evening, won't we? - Yes we wiII, sir
Some moron has put naiIs and rods on the road
Who are you? What are you doing, boy?
Lets Iift him here and hit him
What are you doing! Hey! Why are you dragging me?
Let me go! Let me go!
FIip him over Tie him up and hit him
10 miIIion worth wood here That's why they are beating us
Hit him on his face Let me go!
There's no time for that, sir PIease come fast!
Save me! Save me!
Go get him, brother!
Let him go!
Brother WaIter! Come here!
Brother WaIter! Save us!
Let my brother go!
Lift it off me! Get it off!
Get up and run!
Quick
Come! HoId my hand!
Brother, I can't do it anymore I can't
What on earth is wrong with you? Don't you know how to do yourjob?
Look at you standing shameIessIy here in front of me
Sir, show me mercy, not for me Forthe sake of my wife and kids
Go! Don't stand it front of me
Who wiII be answerabIe to my superiors?
Brother, you've forgiven me haven't you?
- TeII me you have! - Okay I forgive you
No you are Iying! You haven't! Say it whoIe heartedIy
You've been repeating the same diaIog I've tried my best to toIerating you
Stop it! Why are you hitting that poor boy? Eat your bun and tea, confess to me
Didn't you see? AII 3 departments are hyperventing
What a pain in my ass you are! What truth do you want me to speak?
I don't know anything
Swear on my head
Sir, why do you want me to swear for triviaIities Iike this?
SmaII is it? It's a matter of Rs 10,000,000!
They are trying to get us to taIk about 10 miIIion bucks with 1 bun in exchange!
Stop it! You are the one who's corrupting him He used to be such an obedient boy
- What day is today? - Tuesday
11 :00 A.M? It's an inauspicious time I can't teII you the truth now
I'II teII you when the time is right
Brother, don't Iet them go, interrogate now Next 'auspicious time' is onIy after 5:00 P.M!
Hey pop-eyed! Was anyone taIking to you? Mind your own business
You shouIdn't taIk too much
After doing what you did how can you behave Iike this?
Oi! Dodo brain!
How dare you taIk to me without respect? I'II come and strangIe you now
Keep quiet, Baby, can't you see I'm taIking to him caImIy?
I'm aIso taIking caImIy onIy
Why have you chained me up Iike I'm some seriaI kiIIer?
- Have we ever been treated Iike this before? - This is aII my fauIt! I'm so sorry!
It's sad I'm stuck in this predicament If my mother knew...
...she wouId kiII me when I am asIeep
Why brag about yourfamiIy-skiIIs now? Think about yourseIf!
Don't you have to get married and have kids in time?
AII 3 departments are annoyed You'II be Iucky if you get out in 9 years
Is this reaIIy what you need?
- Brother, Superintendent is on the Iine - Oh no! I'm done for!
What is he taIking about jaiI for, brother?.
Yes, sir?
We are certain to go in Iet me see my sister-in-Iaw once
How?
Do I have to teach you everything? Come here
I'II be done by 6:00 P.M, sir
- I swaIIowed a bIade - He needs medicaI aid
God heIp me
Where did you get a bIade?
TeII me the truth!
Why are you troubIing me Iike this?
Oi baIdo, what are you staring at? Take him to the hospitaI at once
Take him!
What if my brother dies? ShouId I be the 1 to cremate you?
Be strong brother! For your good heart you wiII go onIy to Heaven
But before you turn into ashes I'II make these peopIe faII at your feet
Why are you taIking Iike this? He'II be fine, just shut up
- What wiII happen if he dies, sister? - We'II be stripped of our uniform
TeII me what your Iast wish is, brother
Don't be so negative! My tummy is aIready somersauIting!
- WaIter is a much nicer person, no? - Yes, pIease shut up now
- HospitaI is that way - Yes I am aware of that, dumbo
He's taIking too much
Don't get your mouth bIistered!
Stop the jeep
- What are you guys doing? - Move aside
This? It's nothing!
- Look at what he's doing - What happened to his pain now?
- What is he saying? - He's asking her to eat weII
Is this reaIIy necessary in the condition you are in?
Come Iet's go, we'II do this Iater
Move
- She's actuaIIy enjoying it - Enough now
He's even bIowing her kisses!
Govt, Hospital
If something happens to my son I'II personaIIy break your head in 2
Why are you abusing me? How am I responsibIe for his pranks?
You are responsibIe I won't Iet you go
Don't cry, nothing wiII happen
Look at you! You scared a IittIe boy into swaIIowing a bIade!
Wait untiI my son comes He'II sIice you open with a hack-saw bIade
These 2 Iove creating a scene! Wonder who'II make whom mad!
Doctor, even if you circIe my insides onIy dung wiII come out, not a bIade
First, Iet go of my hands
Don't cry! Haven't I come?
Do you have any brains? Who's to answer his parents?
You and your brother are up to no good We've never dragged you to court
- ExpIain this to yourtypist - I'm Highness! Not a typist, you nitwit!
I am a doctor I wiII not Iie!
You Iive in house # 6, don't you?
Yes, why?
I know where it is! If I remove a few roof tiIes, even I can jump inside
Get down, she'II do as you say
PIease use your discretion, Highness This is my Iife
Doctor wants you
Our brother is aIive No one needs to cry!
Get Iost
Why do you do these things? How wiII I Iive without you?
Don't do an overkiII on your Iove
I'm not an idiot to actuaIIy swaIIow a bIade
I too have a girI friend who'II give her Iife for me
How's my acting compared to your son's? Didn't I make you weep?
That's what I thought
You wiII definiteIy kiII 10 peopIe before you die
The patient you brought didn't swaIIow a bIade at aII
When did he become a Iawyer?
We picked it up with such difficuIty Now you want to give it away?
Let it go! We taught the ranger a Iesson
This boy beats everyone hoIIow He has the cake and eats it too!
Send him away before he usurps whatever property you have Ieft!
I swearto God this is true
Oi! Where are you off to?
Where are we going? You caII yourseIf an actor?
Come to our haII this evening! Check out our Iion heart
- Good evening! - Good evening, Highness
Sit down
To feIicitate Agaram Foundation we weIcome aII of you gathered here
S.S.Raman who gets the best teacher award wiII now speak
ThiruvaIIuvar a ceIebrated Hindu TamiI poet has said...
He'II recite a poem now, just Iisten
WeII abounds in water as one digs deep So aIso knowIedge
What does it mean?
Means you are pIanning to bore us to death!
Just as you dig a weII to get water same with gaining knowIedge
How Iong wiII you dig the same weII?
We think onIy of our chiIdren
For those who Iack that faciIity, who are either poor or orphaned...100s of chiIdren
...our guest here and his dad Mr Sivakumar do the needfuI with diIigence
Agaram foundation has taken the responsibiIity
...to educate 40 students and pay saIary of 6 teachers in this schooI
They are aIso donating for this cause throughout TamiI nadu
Both brothers are earning big time Let them spend some of it
Can't understand a word
That sun gives us rays This Suriya gives us education
God bIess them both
He's trying his best to score a roIe as grand father in Suriya's next movie
Next, Suriya wiII speak
Sir gave an emotionaIIy packed speech PIease don't take it to heart
There are miIIions of peopIe in this worId that do so much more
I am onIy being given attention because I'm an actor
A few peopIe have asked me why I do not do it anonymousIy
This is not for personaI propaganda
Because if 10 peopIe foIIow, our worId wiII be a better pIace to Iive in
A Iot of peopIe might think I am an actor, I have money, I'd better spend it
This is money that has been earned Not stoIen
He means you, brother!
I am doing what I can to educate 100 chiIdren If you can, give one chiId the right to study
Agaram is ours today I hope it wiII be yours tomorrow
HeIp me heIp my dream come true
Thank you!
I'II take Ieave
Come here
- TeII Suriya about me - Why didn't you teII me earIier?
This boy is Iike my own son He's been dying to perform in front of you
Your Highness requests you to take a seat
He's a performer Iike you onIy He can act, sing, dance and even fight
Is this reaIIy necessary?
- ShaII we Iisten to an EngIish song first? - Sure
No need! No need!!
Not even worth 10 paise!
Suriya, you know aII about the movie 'Navarasa' butjust watch my boy perform
Love
Laughter
Fear
Disgust
Surprise
Anger
Compassion
3 cheers to WaIter!
Get up Don't foId your hands
You were simpIy superb Give me your hand
Oi Dusky WaIter!
Wherever you are, be happy You've won
You are an amazing actor! Trisha (actress) is yours
Highness, we'II aII throw a party now, our whoIe famiIy shouId rejoice
Okay
Cross eyed dude!
AII those times you sIept dabbing powder on yourface,
...I used to feeI Iike stamping your face
But now you can put scent on your face! Because he's an actor!
WiII he get song and dance sequences in his dreams when he is asIeep?
Yes son, yes
He's not ordinary, Highness
That day in the forest, he tackIed those forest guys with such force
One of that and I'd be fIat out
He'II onIy hit you, he won't hit me!
Let him hit whomever
Suriya, is such a sought after star
He came back to appreciate and hug this stinkO!
- He's truIy taIented - No doubt at aII
His Iast crying act, I accidentaIIy turned to see Suriya moved to tears
He made ME, robot cry with his performance
Yes, even I cried
After the foreigners episode, this is the 2nd time I'm crying
Why are you ruining it with your own sob story?
If you interrupt me Iike this, how wiII I remember what I had to say?
- Where did I stop? - Robot!
- Why did I say that? - Because you cried
I need to do something to redeem myseIf
I've decided to make a movie with him as hero by seIIing your paIace
You can be the screen pIay writer, diaIog writer, better, cutter, everything!
I wiII onIy direct!
If these peopIe in the cinema worId find out about our movie what wiII they do?
You think Suriya wouId have kept his mouth shut?
By now he wiII be Iamenting to his coIIeagues about our man, in utterfear
On the day of the reIease of our movie these actors...
...Vijay, Ajith, Vikram, Suriya, Arya wiII reside permanentIy in the rest room!
My bIood brother! I Iove you! I onIy pretend to disIike you
You know why? Don't think onIy you can act!
Why didn't you everteII him you Iove him so much?
You emotion-bottIer!!
There's a Iot that goes on between brothers This is ourfamiIy matter!
Who are you to ask questions?
Who? You nit-wit!
Why did you sIap me when I was taIking to you?
You are asking me who I am? He's my 1st son!
You are my youngest son
Forgive me!
I Iike you a Iot! You are my daddy
Oh IittIe baby! Oh pigIet, my IittIe donkey
Daddy, for me?
I feeI happy every time I see you!
The job's over
Ever since he feII in Iove, this WaIter's been out of sight!
What are they doing?
Let's go find out, one way or another
Fast!
Get down!
Where are you taking aII these cows!? TeII me!
SIaughter house
Who's responsibIe forthis business? TeII me!
Something about a check post
Write it down
Are you intending to run a dairy centre? You'II aIso kiII them for meat and Ieather
Give me the cash
- What happened to BIue Cross? - I'm nearIy there
Come QuickIy!
How much do you earn per month?
Why have you Ieft your houses to run after cows?
I'm just curious
- We don't get paid - Oh so you get a commission per cow then?
- Shut up! This is service - Oh you are saintIy is it?
Where do you go put the cows you get? Who takes care of the cow dung?
Stop it! Shut up!
ShouIdn't you have a Iicense? WiII you confess in court?
This isn't right! Do you have an answer?
Answer him!
I'm taIking to you Don't you know that this is a crime?
Do you know how Iong you wiII be convicted for?
Go go! AII of you, go to your houses! Run, run
Such crueI inhuman acts stiII happen
Those who break the Iaw shouId be caught red handed and punished
For Sun News Monica with DoP SenthiI Kumar
I'm coming, wait!
Who's this?
- Hide and seek re re - Where are you taking me?
Come and see!
CIose your ears re re
Eat two eggs Get one back (nursery rhyme)
Who is this?
My future What do you think?
Yes!
She doesn't wear powder, make up or fake hair, it's aII very reaI
Even if you go over with a fine tooth comb you can't find any dandruff, nits or Iice
SmeII it? It's the uItimate fragrance!
You know what her name is? Thaeni! (Honey)
When did this happen? You never toId Highness
That's why I brought her here Ask for our bIessings now
They shouId ask for your bIessings, you fooIish man
That's right! FaII at my feet then
May you be happy together Like dance and music!
But stop with this one, don't run Iike yourfather after another woman
Hey! What are you doing here?
How do you know him?
You crazy feIIow She's your sis-in-Iaw!
Sis-in-Iaw??! What is wrong with you?
He's a fooIish young boy but why are you humoring him?
Get out of here! Get out!
Hey! Why are you asking herto get out?
The minute you find a girI, you'II just drag her here is it?
Get out!
Do you taIk to a girI who comes to your house Iike this?
- Do you know who she is? - Who?
You've been Iamenting about that backstabber Haven't you? She's his daughter!
He's brought her here You are aIso weIcoming her
Ask herto go
Did you know who she was when you brought her here?
I didn't know, Highness
How couId you not know? Even I know!
Won't you, be aware?
You didn't ask and she didn't teII you?
PIease keep quiet I reaIIy didn't know
Such a cIose knit community Who do you think you are kidding?
I beg of you with foIded hands, pIease keep quiet
How can I keep quiet?
This man hasn't been abIe to sIeep peacefuIIy for years
And you are dating his daughter!
I swear to God I didn't know who she was
TeII them, brother!
Now you know, don't you? What are you going to do?
What are you going to do? TeII me
What do you want me to do? TeII me, Highness, I'II do it
That is up to you
Don't you understand what he's saying?
You happiIy eat his food He's asking you to get rid of her, go do that
Why shouId I get rid of her?
How is she responsibIe for what her father did?
Just because he fooIed you why shouId I stab her in the back?
What about the girI he's drooIing over?.
Her father abandoned her so is he going to do the same?
What are you comparing to what?
You can't find fauIt with me on this! Just sit down
I'II do anything eIse you want I'II even eat s***!
But don't ask me to ditch her
Why doesn't he Iook me in the face and order me?
He's turning away Iike a coward
I toId you that I didn't know! Why didn't he Iet it go?
WouId you have said the same to your own son?
So you want me to ditch her and sit aIone Iike you for the rest of my Iife then?
- Brother, don't taIk Iike this - Get Iost
If you had a famiIy you wouIdn't taIk Iike this How wouId you know how this feeIs?
Get out of here
- Whaat? - Get out!
Are you human?
- Brother, brother don't do this - Let me go!
Loser! How Iong are you going to be Iike this?
Your parents asked you to get married, did you Iisten?
You'II cut yourseIf Come aside
Let me go! He asked the right question! He stabbed my heart
Let it go
He's a young boy Why do you take it to heart Iike this?
BIood wiII be thicker than water!
That's not what I meant
Today he caIIed me a baIdy Tomorrow you wiII caII me a sissy!
Do I reaIIy need this? I don't want this, get out!
Come, Iet's eat
Let me go! I beg of you, I'II faII at your feet
PIease Ieave me aIone
Hey, my chiIdren what are you doing? Do you want to know something?
WaIter and that Ioser Ieft me and went But I'm not worried! I'm not sad!
I know exactIy what I want to do
When I have nice grandchiIdren Iike you why shouId I be worried?
Pigeon, won't you cremate your grandfather?
Won't you? He says I don't know what famiIy is
I have nothing to do with that famiIy anymore
Even if they come and faII at my feet I won't forgive them
I won't even taIk to them
You shouId aIso not taIk to them
I promise on myseIf
Why shouId I care about someone who doesn't Iisten to me?
I won't Iisten to them anymore Not even their smart ass buddy
I'm taIking to you seriousIy And you are romancing over there
Okay do it, make sure the dad is good I'II unite you both
Not enough if the girI is a good catch FamiIy shouId have integrity!
After breaking such a great man's heart you sit there without any emotion
How many times do I have to teII you I didn't know?
Yeah right!
Even if you knew who she was why didn't you just shut up?
Adding fueI to the fire
So he'sjustified in taIking Iike that is it?
Look here, I'II even have a thieving famiIy Iike ours as in-Iaws...
...but I won't have an aIIiance with the famiIy that back-stabbed him!
Like we need your thoughts on this now when we have so many probIems
Are you aII fine? You wouId have eaten, I bet
But I haven't
Idiot! You idiot!
Stop it! Hitting a IittIe kid Iike that
- Come - I'm not coming anywhere
Come, man! Don't put up your price Nowadays you've become such a pain
- I'm not going to eat now - Come, we'II see about that Iater
Go inside! Bend your head down
You said whatever it was you had to taIk face to face
Now you are suIking!
Don't worry now Highness is here
Don't confuse yourseIf, idiot
Forget him! Eat first
Why are you spoiIing your heaIth drinking on the rocks from morning?
Your intestines wiII bIeed and you'II die
Why shouId you spoiI your heaIth? It's easier to have his head sIashed!
Shut up
Do you want to make him a murderer?.
Listen to my decision
I'm sorry I yeIIed at you unintentionaIIy So you don't get to be punished
But you yeIIed at me purposefuIIy so you have to be punished
There is an extended gap between east and west, vast and immense
lt can be bridged with our wings if we fly to cover the distance
Rain played hide and seek beyond the hills unseen
Emerged as a river to bond in between
When it is dark and dreary love is sure to show the way
When hearts unite, age is no barrier thorn blends to bloom with the flower
Though winter of life, spring at heart This is the way to live, a work of art!
When the tired traveler finds his supporter like a rickety boat, he paints on water
ln the deep dark distant forest eyes see(k) the far-away light!
Why couIdn't Father stop His test of faith with His devotees?
Why show it on me?
Hey! Are devotees dumb idiots?!
How convenient, Highness!
Devotee, what wish do you want? Ask without hesitation
You don't even know what he wants How can you caII YourseIf God?!
HoId this
You think you are Gandhi, or what?!
You acted Iike one kingpin yesterday Now Iook at you
You can't touch one strand on my head
You made such a fuss for eating a cow
They bring cameI from somewhere and eat its meat, what is it caIIed?
Kurbani
Ask them!
How much money we Iost because of you!?
Just because you don't have a job why are you ruining ours?
Why are you hitting me? You wronged, I asked
Who are you to teII me what is right or wrong?
Ask the meat eater Not me
Oh no!
Are you coming to hug him? Throw him out!
Orphan is here King is here
InteIIectuaI is here Dumbo is here
Hey! You!
Let me go! Let me go!
KiII me! KiII me!
I can't stand the pain! KiII me! KiII me now!
You shouIdn't die You shouId NOT die!
You know something?
I've asked them to keep Heaven's door open for you
Oi, terracotta capped mushroom head! He feeIs bad that he's going aIone
You think we'II Ieave you Iike that?
We've kept a companion for you, my king
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